Stuck in a rut…
My friend leaves his two dogs unattended for an hour while he is at a dentist appointment.
When he gets back he finds this:
Apparently, his dogs were attempting a jailbreak and neglected to make the hole large enough. One is stuck and not going anywhere.
FAIL!
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Wrong Number
I got a call not thirty minutes ago from some women. My phone is awful so it went straight to voicemail, but here is a rough transcript of the message:
Hello, I am looking for Mr. [Name Removed]…maybe you took over from him. But I am calling because we will not be available for you to fix our air conditioning today at two o’clock…maybe I need to call the main office. But I need to cancel my two o’clock appointment because we have to catch a flight so we can not meet you.
Allow me to point out a few things, starting from the obvious:
- I did not take over for this guy
- I am in no way qualified to fix air conditioners
Now something that points to her intellegence:
- She did not leave her name
- She did not leave her number
- She called to cancel two hours before she gets on a flight. Didn’t you know that this was coming?
I am a nice guy. Had she left me some idea of who she was, I would have called her back and told her she had the wrong guy. No sense that some repairman gets inconvenienced because of her incompetence.
Oh, and she did not even leave me an apology for canceling her appointment!
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Earl and Fiona
This image from the GOES-13 satellite, taken at 10:32 a.m. EDT on Sept. 3, shows a huge Hurricane Earl northeast of North Carolina with cloud cover stretching over the northeastern U.S. A disorganized Tropical Storm Fiona is located in the bottom right of this image. Image Credit: NASA/NOAA Goes Project
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